So this little cartoon is borderline (if not
completely) inappropriate... and, my apologies, but it's too funny to pass up.
Thank you my friend for sending me this hilarious piece of toaster-humor.It reminds me of Paris Hilton with the happy little slice of toast response.
Yes, indeed. That's hot. HA!
With this level of passion between a two-slotter and a slice of bread, how could a toaster oven compare?You just can't deny the perfection of an oster two slice toaster for heating up your favorite morning carbs.
It's like these two are just made for each other! OMG. Imagine THAT!
It's so clear that these two have found their perfect match. Doesn't it make you just want to tilt her head slightly to one side and say:
"awww"?
We should all take at from these two... who also know a thing or two about getting bread heated up right... there is hope!
How could a toaster oven compare?Paris Hilton may have said it best, but this little slice of bread knows what it's talking about: That's hot.
An Oster two slice toaster is such a simple and delightful addition to any kitchen. Just like the song says... "Something you love an understand."
Ah, the ol' two-slicer.Yeah, I'm watching American Idol... and Lee just ROCKED Simple Man!
Simon is right, he just "crushed" the competition in round one... as any self-respecting (toast loving) contestant would do. Never settle for second best. BAH! Second is the first loser!!!
See, sometimes you don't have to get caught up in all the complicated madness.
When in doubt, keep it simple and honest. Pick a quality machine. Just insert two slices of your favorite bread product... wah-lah! TOAST!
Amazing how much fun you can have if you stick to the plan. I mean, you know I appreciate all the extra bells and whistles as much as the next guy, especially if there's a egg poucher or extra-wide slots for bagels... but simple is good.
Keep it simple. You won't be disappointed.
Just like Lee, delivering a performance each and every week..
just like an Oster two slice toaster.uh, oh... Casey... also killing a John Mayer song. The competition is stiff this evening.
I wonder what my girl's going to bring next.
Shhh... don't tell anyone... but I'm hoping she wins it.
Go girl!
A little rain got you feeling blue?
No worries. The sun will be back in no time, and if that's not enough for an instant fix, grab yourself a big slice of wheat bread and throw it down the slot of a
Kitchenaid blue toaster!
ooooh..... yummy.
Stylish pieces of art these things are. In the city of Indianapolis the color blue runs strong being the team color of our beloved Colts. Why not deck your kitchen out in the same gear? Slap a Colt's logo on the side of the thing if it makes you happy!
Whatever you do... don't ever let the weather of all things ruin your day.The sun will be back in no time... and if the color blue, doesn't make you happy... think RED! It's baseball season afterall and the Indianapolis Indians are PLAYING BALL!
You could never really be unhappy with a
kitchenaid blue toaster or even a red one for that matter...
Whatever your color- don't worry about the rain delay. It'll pass.
There's nothing better than drizzling olive oil all over broccoli, carrots and asparagus, tossing them with sea salt and roasting them in the oven. YUM.
The only thing better really, is using your kitchen gourmet toaster oven for the same recipe so you don't have to heat the whole house up with the summer months coming.
Yep- if you don't want to stand outside grilling your zucs and yellow peppers prepared with the same simple recipe, you can mix it up and toss it in one of those under the count toaster ovens.
Oh, yeah. It's way better than steaming the guys. Something about the roasting intensifies the flavors and trust me, there will be no complaints by your guests.... quite possibly one of the easiest crowd pleasers ever.
Have your man grill up the steaks outside, while you chill out in the A/C... "slaving away" on the complimentary side-delish.
If you need an even easier recipe than that though, I just recently discovered Easy Mac. We can start there for cooking lesson number 1: Add water, nuke on high.
Only problem is... you can't use your kitchen gourmet toaster oven for Easy Mac.
So what's the point, really? Who wants to use a microwave to entertain your guests? It's so 1980's... the beeping to tell you when your meal is ready just isn't cool.
Nope. You gotta stick with what works, and the microwave is no place for a great recipe to start.
Take it from Jane Toast- go with roasted veggies - set the timer - and you'll be just fine. You can do it!
I'm not sure how on Earth it is possible that in all of this
under the counter toaster ovens time I had never heard of this mighty, MIGHTY hero!
A man of my own heart... Powdered Toast Man!(Ren, Stimpy? a little heads up next time?)
LOOK at him. He's GLORIOUS. (Like toastmaster toaster ovens glorious... oh yeah...)
Check out that superhero stance with his initials emblazened on his superhero "outfit"... PTM. Don't stand in his way!
He's bedazzled with sparkly powdered toastiness all over. I think I might cry... it's sooo beautiful.
And, where is his cape?!?!? No man of his stature is complete without a cape... but I guess if you serve up powdered toast, then anything goes?
Imagine the scene. Ren and Stimpy- bored again with another lame cereal morning, until Powdered Toast Man shows up ready to save the day. He's a God really. No question.
It doesn't matter the make or type - so long as POWDERED TOAST reaches the masses... his job is done!It must be amazing to lead such a fulfilling superhero life. I wonder who his Arch-Enemy is??? No superhero is complete without one. Any ideas?
I could only dream of being the talk of the under the counter toaster ovens town like this guy. I definitely wear a different outfit though. Could get a little chilly.
So, I work downtown and part of the uniform for me are heels... and on a good day- I break out the stilettos.
Oh, yeah. It's all Sarah Jessica Parker - Sex in the City action going on.
Maybe it's my short stature that draws me to them at the store, but I can't get away from the skinny little heels that make my legs look almost as sexy as a toaster oven by Cuisinart.
Now that's HOT!
Yep. I have a particular pair that I am completely in love with that I had worn ragged.
(This may have been the same day I hit Nordstrom's at lunch to buy those new flats, eh-hem. Yes. We all make mistakes in life... some of us walking too many city blocks in stilettos... oops.)
Anyways, being my most favorite pair, I took them across the street to this little family-run shoe shop. (I had never had my shoes repaired before, but I was willing to try it out for once.)
Well I picked them up a week later, and they look as bright, shiny and new as the toaster oven by Cuisinart!
I couldn't believe my eyes. They were BACK! And just like NEW!
It just goes to show you - you never throw out anything worth keeping!
Thank you little shoe repair shop in the city... we're bring sexy toasters back.
I was eye-balling the Cuisinart retro toaster oven just the other day. I was diggin' the throw back look, and was thinking... you know, the Fonz would have liked this machine.
Don't you remember how cool HE was?!?
I do. Arthur Fonzarelli... the smoothest guy in town.
Just wait til he flips out the comb from his back pocket and straighted his do. Wouldn't want to mess up that Fonz look... it's for the ladies you know.
Oh, yeah. He would have loved the Cuisinart retro toaster oven. Would have gone perfectly with his motorcycle. Because, that's what's most important... the look.
The Fonz HAS to look good. And, how could he not? Check him out. Thumbs up!
Ah...
Panasonic Toaster Ovens... just make you want to hug a Panda bear... right?
Wait. No? Why not??? They're cute and fuzzy, just like in this piece of toast here. Check out the little Panda bear there - looking all adorable.
Can't you imagine serving up warm buttery toast with the image of a panda on it every morning? I think it's the way to go. Especially if you like to make your kids smile.
I bet this was made in
panasonic toaster ovens or maybe one of those Sanyo toasters I blogged about awhile back.
The Japanese commercial with the crazy pandas everywhere. yeah... what a great marketing concept. Fill the screen with yellow pandas EVERYWHERE! That'll get their attention. EAT MORE TOAST! Should be a staple in everyone's diet really.
Have you seen this show Glee?
I feel guilty admitting that I actually found it entertaining! Maybe it was just a slow night and I couldn't find anything else flipping through the channels... but there I found myself mesmerized by this show that reminded me of a mash up of Fame and... dare I say? 90210???
I think I may have caught glimpse of a toastmaster bagel toaster in one of the scenes.The high school drama combined with the music and singing, I almost wished I was back in high school for like a minute. (Yeah, fleeting thought really. Shoot me now.)
So, for the next episode, I really hope the Cheerios do a routine in honor of my favorite household appliance.
How do they dance on those stilts anyways??? Ok, so maybe that was just for the Madonna tribute...
But, bring it Cheerios, let's hear it for the toastmaster bagel toaster! Maybe the song by good ol' Heywood Banks???
YEAH TOAST!
Have you seen those commercials about ethanol? Kinda inspiring, right?
I think so...
almost as much as an
Oster Inspire toaster... teehee.
Well, I'm Jane Toast and I've decided that 2010 is the year for me to go green.
My sporty little Honda CR-V spends more time in the garage now than on the road. I'm putting mileage on my new pair of walking shoes instead. (Let me tell you how cozy they are!)
I've caught myself salivating over the produce in the organic section. Now, I just need to fix my bike... figure out this whole recycling business, and I think I should be good to go.
You know, I think maybe I should get the Oster inspire toaster for my kitchen as tribute to 2010. I wonder if they make them in green??? THAT would be perfect.
You know, there's a lot of hype about getting a room with a view, right?
But think about this.
With an Oster glass view toaster... WHAT MORE OF A VIEW DO YOU NEED?!!?You could save SOOOO much money if you just owned one of these. Get that "garden" view, buy the home that's a million miles from the beach, or the mountains.... or the
whatever!
Dude. You have the best view on the planet with the Oster Glass View Toaster!Incredible... watching the bread slowly turn to a golden brown toasted perfection.
You can watch the carmelization process taking place every day of the week.
You might even want to consider chucking your TV and cancelling cable. I'm telling you... this is the way to go!!
Think about the savings. Think about the future and the money you'll save. Really, think about it. It's genius.
You'd probably be able to afford even MORE quality toasters. I see fields of under the counter toaster ovens in your future...
It's never a bad idea to celebrate being a woman!
And what better way than with a pink kitchen aid toaster? I mean, it's THE color for us lovely creatures after all.
Real women wear pink and are proud.
PROUD I tell you - PROUD!!!
So why not sport the color in the kitchen? It's our domain.
(...well, mostly. I'd never complain about a man cooking a meal for me... mmm.... are you listening Tyler Florence?)Imagine the luster of the pink side of your undercounter toaster oven glistening as the sunshine beams in through your window.
A haze of PINK EVERYWHERE!
I declare it the top buy for a man to give a woman.
What could really say - "Baby, I love you" more than a pink kitchen aid toaster?I don't think there's a better way to say it.
In my quest to find my new kitchen gourmet toaster, I've been searching through the wonderful selection here at Global Toaster, and I've been considering a few options. It's amazing really how many there are and all of the crazy features these little machines have.
Looking into more detail as to what I really want... I've been considering the toaster oven by cuisinart.
It's the same brand that I had, so maybe I should branch out and switch it up... but I'm a loyal girl. Perhaps something new would be fun though. Maybe I'm missing out?
I definitely need a toaster for bagels... I know that. That's one thing I need. And of course, I LOVE my english muffins. Whatever I get better be muffin friendly. hahaha
hmmm... still on the prowl sifting through the selection on our site. But it might just be another toaster oven by Cuisinart for me.
If there's one thing that has remained a staple in my life, it's the
humble toaster. When all else fails, it's always been there, loyal, faithful and ready to serve.
Can you believe it? I have suddenly found myself toasterless for the first time EVER! They must have gotten lost in the shuffle... I don't know how it happened, but I'm on the hunt for something
shiny and new to go with my beautiful granite countertops.
Could it be a kitchen gourmet toaster oven in Jane Toast's future?I have to check the Cuisinart toaster oven reviews... I can't go another day without yummy toasted english muffins for my breakfast cravings.
Maybe I should get a toaster for bagels...
I like them too.I'm not sure what kind of kitchen gourmet toaster oven lies ahead for me...
stay tuned!
The final four was here in Indy and look who made it -
our hometown Bulldogs! How exciting for the city of Indianapolis to have a team in the Final Four. They played their hearts out....
there's no doubt they are CHAMPIONS through and through!Behind the scenes I bet the team used a smith toaster blue for there half-time snacking... how could they not?
Unless of course, they were blessed with the kitchenaid blue toaster in their locker room. Oh, yeah!
Can you imagine anything less than the kitchenaid blue toaster for this team? I don't think I can.
Small town, humble roots, and
nearly defeated Duke. I mean, come on!!!
It's a perfect made-for-tv movie.
The bulldogs chompping down on toast and downing gatorade... the snack of champions. I cheered our hometown bulldogs to the end.
It was so close. Maybe next year we'll take first... but it's okay. I'm just so proud of them for getting as far as they did . They are champions in the city of Indianapolis!
Go DAWGS!
It hailed this morning at our humble abode.
Hailed!
Spring has sprung (almost), and in its honor, I'd like to propose a toast! I believe a pink Kitchen Aid toaster toast might be most appropriate.
This beauty's creamy pastel color evokes thoughts of Easter eggs and little girl bonnets, doesn't it? And speaking of Easter eggs, a nice fried egg sandwich would make a nice Spring welcome, too, wouldn't it?
In fact, I'm envisioning a morning buffet complete with crispy egg sandwiches, a few slices of turkey bacon, a tall glass of of pulpy orange juice, and a few chocolate eggs (just for good measure).
Won't you join me?
Let's all grab our trusty pink Kitchen Aid toasters and bid the flowers and the birds a welcome "hello!"
To Spring!
When's the last time you gave your Kitchen gourmet toaster oven some love?
It sits there on your counter day after day and never says a word. It's actually the most devoted appliance in your kitchen, next to your two-slot toaster that is... and we all take it for granted
every single day of the week!It's so sad, but true. I know as a devote supporter of the toasting way... it's just not often enough that we express our true feelings toward what would appear to a commoner as a hunk of steel.
And what a HUNK it is!I mean, refined elegance in pure kitchen gourmet toaster oven STYLE that is!
Heeellloooo?!?!?
Have you seen the lines on this toaster oven by Cuisinart?Talk about GQ material. Anyways... I'll try to calm down. Just a reminder... reach out to your humble little toasting device every now and then and let him know how much he really means to you.
Let's say you grab yourself two pieces of bread...
Then you insert the bread in to your Kitchenaid Stainless Steel Toaster Oven (or whatever kind of toaster you have.)
Once the toast is finished. You need to properly butter the Toast...
Now, if you would attach the Toast...
butter-side down to the back of a cat... is this
really what would happen??
I am not sure that I want to find out.
I think am going to stick with reading my Cuisinart Toaster Oven Reviews and
eating the toast that I make.
But let me know if any of you try this. It
has to defy gravity, right?
Check this Rollertoaster out! Fan or Not... it definitely turns some heads!
The design sort of reminds me of the evolution of big bulky TV's to flat screens. It seems like we are always trying to design something thin and sleek
to draw peoples attention.
Now with a TV... I agree, thinner the better.
But on a white toaster...
Come on Cletis! Next thing I know, I will be wondering if my toast is coming out
720p brown or
1080p brown.I think I will stick with something like a Cuisinart Retro Toaster Oven or a Oster Two Slice Toaster.
You can only really appreciate the fine art of Toasting in HD anyways!
"Who Doesn't Like a Good Pop-Tart?"
That was the quote of an interviewee responding to the St. Paul Zoo's August 2009 "Pop-Tart Gate" scandal. As Pop-Tart aficionados, I'm not sure how the Bagel Family missed this particular story, but apparently, some unauthorized visitors -- including a St. Paul police officer -- were under investigation for feeding the Zoo's gorillas some
contraband Pop-Tarts.In all honesty, I feel a bit sorry for Schroeder, Gordy, and Togo, the Zoo's resident silverback gorillas. They've had a taste for the best --
now they're left with their dull and unsavory approved silverback gorilla diet. Perhaps they'd appreciate a Cuisinart Toaster Oven or an Oster Inspire Toaster for Christmas this year.
I bet they'll at least ask Santa to sneak in a few boxes of Strawberry Pop-Tart goodness.
