Global Toaster

Let's say you grab yourself two pieces of bread... 

Then you insert the bread in to your Kitchenaid Stainless Steel Toaster Oven (or whatever kind of toaster you have.) 

Once the toast is finished.  You need to properly butter the Toast... 

Now, if you would attach the Toast... butter-side down to the back of a cat... is this really what would happen??

I am not sure that I want to find out. 

I think am going to stick with reading my Cuisinart Toaster Oven Reviews and eating the toast that I make.

But let me know if any of you try this.  It has to defy gravity, right?