Global Toaster

Uh, oh... it's coming up to wedding season again.   You know what that means when you invite Jane Toast to the scene. 

(hmm, I wonder if this is affecting my friendships.  Maybe I'll stop getting invites soon... hope this isn't a friendship killer.... but, then again.... what kind of friend wouldn't treasure the gift of all gifts?!?)  Ooops... side-tracked.  Forgot I was still blogging for a second there.

Go ahead and just take it off all of your registries.  You know you're getting a Cusinart toaster oven white, or a pearl metallic toaster.  Make no mistake.  The classic wedding gift tradition lives on.  The force is strong with this one.  Oh, yes, and there is no better place to find the perfect toaster oven muffin machine for the bride and groom than Global Toaster.

Yeah, those lovebirds might  say they don't need one, or that they'll use the one they had in college... but come on.  It's 2010.  You're getting married.  You need to up the real estate your displaying on that granite countertop.

There is no room for a crumby toast-r-oven that burns the tar out of your chicken pot pie crust in the front, and leaves it frozen in the back.  I'm embarrassed for you.

Look, you're on the family plan, you'll be having kids soon... you need to start thinking about salmonella, the responsibiliity you guys will be carrying as head-chefs in the household.  You just can't work with junkie appliances in your kitchen any more.

Go ahead and tell me where to ship your gift and pick out a brand and color while you're at it.  Oh, and CONGRATULATIONS!