Global Toaster

Striking my best warrior pose while I was doing my latest yoga routine, and I couldn't help but think of a great way to up my workout... adding a tray toaster to the offering to the Gods.

You've got your arms up in the air... stretching up... it'd add just that extra bit of weight... perfect for toning up those muscles in my arms...

Now, I'm not a toastmaster bagel toaster yoga kung fu expert (say that twice), but I think downward facing dog could even benefit from a little added oomph...

They next thing you know, I'm twirling an oster inspire toaster on my pinky finger and my tendons feel like taffy being made a the local state fair... all wound up and stretched out like crazy!

Whew.  I think I'll skip my workout today.  I'm exhausted just thinking about it!