Global Toaster

Nothing quite says hoity toity like a pearl metallic toaster.  (Nothing wrong with a little hoity and a little toity in my opinion... as long as it's just a little anyways.)

You can't say this isn't a cool color though.  It gleams in the sunlight.   It's sleek and super-shiney and reflective with all it's metally-ness going on and the pearl irridescense-ness...

Yeah, so what if I'm jealous that this 2 slot bagel toaster is probably a lot cooler than I am?

There's no way I could get away with all that pearly goodness going on...  

Fine.  I admit it.  There's no hoity-toity here (and what's that even mean anyways?)  Nope.  Just a solid, sleek appliance to pair perfectly with the Kitchen gourmet toaster oven that's out on your counter.

I could only  hope to someday be in the presence of such a fine masterpiece.  I bow down to you owe pearly metallic one, the epitomie of craftsmanship all all things hoity, but definitely not toity.