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On of my favorites is blueberry muffins.  I love to make them in my toaster oven muffin pan.

And, blueberries.  One of the most perfect fruits. 

Potent in antioxidants... you know, those things that'll make you live longer and get rid of all those "free radicals".

And what's wrong with free radicals, anyways?  Can't you be a little different and not have the whole world shun you?

I know, there's a whole chemistry dissertation about what these things are and how awful they are in your body, but the phrase "free radicals" always makes me think of like this crazy guy with wirey hair holding up some cardboard sign on a stick picketing against or for some random "cause".  Because, holding up a sign on a stick will change the world.

Or, check these guys out.  Talk about outsmarting the system.  Picketing while napping.  Now, thare's an idea.

And, they're picketing about picketing... hilarious!

Now, if I could only talk them into picketing for the little Sunbeam toaster oven.  I'm sure they'd be on board.  Especially, if I served them fresh blueberry muffins...

I'll support the free radicals - they gotta eat too!