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I just ate so much I can't breathe.

How many times have you done it?  Sat down at a family-style restaurant (because "family-style" = stuff your face) and thought... I shouldn't be here.

Yep.  That was me tonight. 

It kinda reminds me of when I'm staring at a plate of Eggo waffles... there's no limit.  I dive in, and keep going.  I'm lucky the Oster counterforms toaster by my side can keep up with the flurry of powdered sugar and crispy waffles flying at my face.

But, this was no plate of waffles... nooo....

I mean, I'm sooooo miserable.  I'll be spending the next 8 hours digesting (what should have been a plate full of waffles) spicy, heavy Italian food... ugh.  Talk about heartburn.

I never feel this way after dining on anything out of a Cuisinart toaster oven white or a 2 slot bagel toaster.  Learned my lesson... again.

Maybe I can sleep this off.