Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster

Sunday, February 28, 2010 by Jane Toast
toaster slot, sunbeam toaster ovenHow many of you have hit the tanning booth?... don't lie.  You haven't been on vaca lately... how'd you get that sun-kissed "glow"?

Tanning.   It's so terrible for your skin.   It will give you cancer... but there's something so cozy about laying in a warm pod (like a slice of bread in Cuisinart digital toaster oven) getting baked by UV rays.  Especially in the dead of winter when the weather couldn't be colder.

Yes.  I know too much. 

I promise.  I've reformed my ways.  This skin goes no where near a UV bulb... (now mystic... that's another story...)

This image made me laugh though.

It's spot on.  Your like a slice of bread in a toaster slot just getting all browned up and toasty.

The weather better getting warmer really soon... or I may revert to my old ways... the glow of my Delonghi two slice toaster was looking a little too inviting today.  :)

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