Apple iPad - Nope This Isn't It

Thursday, January 28, 2010 by Jane Toast
toaster for bagels, toaster for apple, proctor and silex toasterSo Apple revealed their newest gizmo today, well, it should have been a cool new Apple spacesaver toaster oven or something, but it was only the Apple iPad.  You know, the next great gadget that the whole world will eye and wonder if they can't live without.

Well, I can one up that.  Check this out... no, no it's not the iPad, it's like that... only BETTER!

Yeah, it's got some Apple parts there, I see a logo anyways, but the best thing is the top.  YEP!  Two slot toaster right up on top there.  You can see it.  I know I do.

Never mind the broken plastic and the "workshop" around it... I'm sure this was assembled as carefully and precisely as the new iPad.  Took years of development and secrecy to get the apple toaster for bagels just right.

I can't wait 'til this hits the market.  The world won't know what they were missing 'til they see it- just the right combo of utility and creativity right here in a simple little Apple Toaster.

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